Islamic Paradise and 72 Delights
This may strike you as interesting: many of my readers are Muslim. Every once in a while I write articles especially for them, devoid of criticism or censure, and extolling the virtues of their faith so that they may feel it worthwhile to visit here from time to time.
I would like to talk about the unique view of Paradise that is held by devout Muslims. In all of the world's religions, Islam stands alone in giving the men of Earth, that is to say, the males, a most wondrous reward for being true to their faith. I speak of the 72 white-faced, full-lipped, petal-cheeked, black-eyed, soft-thighed, ample-breasted, pliant-bodied, submissive-natured virgins awaiting the arrival of those who have proven themselves devout Musselmen.
To my readers who are members of the Nation of Islam: Please note that the Quran does not entertain the notion that black women will ever be numbered among the virgins in Paradise. Boy did you pick the wrong religion!
But I digress, anyway, Mahmoud, let's say you have just detonated twenty pounds of high explosives on a bus filled with pregnant female infidel-whores and whiny Zionist Crusader infants. As the sight of blood-drenched legs, arms, sinews and ripped, burning flesh hurling through the air fade from your eyes, the rivers of pure water of Paradise replace the horrors of this world with the delights of the next. Here under shaded trees are spread picnics of dates and figs, jugs of milk and jars of honey. There is no god but Allah!
You've just accomplished, according to the Imams in your mosque, the highest deed in your faith, and your soul is thus awarded that level of heaven which is nearest to the abode of all the prophets (PBUT) who are in turn nearest to Allah (SWT).
I know what you are thinking Mahmoud, you've been praying to Allah 5 times a day your entire life, what you really came to heaven for were the virgins. And what delightful, delicious, submissive creatures they are! Imagine their soft skin, each of the 72 have been waiting here in Paradise for thousands of years, untouched by any other man, can you even comprehend the infinite suppleness of their bodies? They await you, lying on the most exquisite of cushions fabricated of the sheerest of Muslin. You come to the first Houri, a jeweled goblet of crystal filled with wine in her hand. You drink of wine like nothing on Earth and take her brutally...
I would continue, Mahmoud, but I fear that if I do, you will want to return to Earth again and die a thousand deaths more for the sake of enjoying those virgins a thousand times anew.
Of course you didn't really have to suicide-bomb anyone to attain those virgins; it's well-known that Muslim nations have the highest rates of child-sex and white slave trafficking of any on this planet. For a few dinars you could have your way with a nine year old child, as did your Prophet (PBUH), tearing her tiny vagina, hearing her moan and cry, oh what a delight to Muslim ears. And if you don't have any dinars, since most of you are ignorant and poverty-ridden, what then? Why rape of course. With your poor victim needing 4 male witnesses or 8 female witnesses, you can rape with impunity. Hell, it's more likely she'll be the one flogged and killed than you for disgracing her family.
Indeed many of you have already decided to take this course of action rather than wait for the world to come. That's understandable. Ah... Can you imagine a world filled only with Muslims?