Indian man held for stealing frozen sperm
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We live in a weird world:
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22 Apr 2008,
Indian man held for stealing frozen spermIndian police said on Tuesday they arrested a man for stealing dozens of frozen sperm samples from a laboratory in western India.
Am I missing something? Whenever I need frozen sperm I simply put my own in the freezer; why steal the cow when you can milk yourself? I know, I mangled the original aphorism.
Another thought came to mind, perhaps the sperm is from American donors? Perhaps our sperm is more valuable than theirs; wouldn't it be a hoot if America also outsourced its sperm?
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