There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
Paris Hilton now 28, this week launched the Mideast edition of her "Paris Hilton's My New BFF" series in the glitzy sheikdom. If you were born before 1950, BFF stands for best friends forever. If you were born 28 years ago, a BFF should last you about two weeks.
At least we know one thing, if President Paris Hilton warns Russia or China to stop working against our interests or she'll blow everyone to hell, they'll think that's a good thing.
Paris Hilton will not have sex with Bernie of Planck's Constant: "People think I sleep with everyone, but I'm not like that, I will not sleep with Bernie from Planck's Constant.
