Paris Hilton will not have sex with Bernie
Paris Hilton will not have sex with Bernie of Planck's Constant: "People think I sleep with everyone, but I'm not like that, I will not sleep with Bernie from Planck's Constant. Not because he's a vulgar boor and an obnoxious Islamophobe, but because I don't know what a Planck's Constant is. In principle as well, I'm uncertain about Heisenberg."
The Sydney Morning Herald, No sex for a year: Paris
Celebutante and heiress Paris Hilton claims that her reputation as a sex-crazed party-girl is unwarranted and has promised to refrain from sex for a year to prove her point.
"People think I sleep with everyone, but I'm not like that," she told GQ Magazine. "Kissing is all I do."
"I'm not having sex for a year. I've decided," said Hilton, 25. "I'll kiss, but nothing else."
Of course she did not mention exactly what it was she would be kissing. Since she will be bored for one year, I decided to send her Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Time. Perhaps he can teach her the concept of Planck's Constant.
In other entertainment news:
Reuters and other media have decided to stop photo-shopping Michael Jackson. Due to the huge scandal from the altered photos from the Israeli-Lebanon crises, news outlets all over the world will henceforth stop accepting money from Michael Jackson to photo-shop his image in their news photos of him.
Reuters already reported its net profit fell by 26.2 percent during the first half of 2006, so the loss of Michael Jackson's photo-shopping fees will really hit their bottom line.
It is unknown exactly how much Michael Jackson spent on photo-shopping and cosmetic expenses (Jackson, was once said to have been worth $500 million) but some creditors are pushing to get him to file for bankruptcy.
Here is an unretouched, original photo of Michael Jackson as he really looks today, a 48 year old black male:
In the Miss World Pageant, it is interesting to see that Miss France is now emulating the Zidane Move: Click here . (right click save as... if you want a copy on your hard disk)
