
Back in June of 2007 I wrote an article about two Muslims who drove a Jeep Cherokee loaded with propane canisters into the glass doors of the Glasgow International Airport terminal and set it ablaze.

Bag of popcorn to eat on Friday night.... $3.49 Bottle of Coke to wash down the popcorn.....$1.09 MySpace account........Free Meeting the girl of your dreams on MySpace Friday night and having your KIDS point out her defect.....PRICELESS...

I paid a Mexican immigrant 50 bucks (along with a $100 deposit) to get on line early and wait a few hours at a game store to pre-order Sony's PlayStation 3.

Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table and next to them, a single red rose!

Bus fare to anti-war protest rally - $0.50
Paint and canvas protest signs - $32.00
Asking Bernie at plancksconstant.org to translate your anti-American slogans – Priceless.

If you are almost anywhere in the US while reading this it is probably very, very hot. In that spirit I offer a really hot photo of South Beach Thong.

New sunglasses? $100
Matching outfit? $200
Nike Endorsements? $10,000,000
Having a "special place" to hold your putter?... Priceless!