Bag of popcorn to eat on Friday night.... $3.49 Bottle of Coke to wash down the popcorn.....$1.09 MySpace account........Free Meeting the girl of your dreams on MySpace Friday night and having your KIDS point out her defect.....PRICELESS...

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Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table and next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is...

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Bus fare to anti-war protest rally - $0.50 Paint and canvas protest signs - $32.00 Asking Bernie at plancksconstant.org to translate your anti-American slogans – Priceless.

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