If you are almost anywhere in the US while reading this it is probably very, very hot. In that spirit I offer a really hot photo of South Beach Thong:

Flight to Miami: $220.00

Hotel on South Beach: $225.00 per night.

Coppertone 30: ten dollars.

Seeing the locals hanging out in the infamous "south beach thong"?

Priceless.

There are some things that money can't buy.... and others you would never want to.

OK, OK - I got you here under false pretenses. If you really have to look at tanned beauties, simply click on the photo above to see real "south beach thongs". Whoa, whoa - unless, dear reader, you are Muslim. I don't want to offend you guys or somehow make you forsake your religious beliefs. For you, my dear Islamic voyeur, I offer the Burka Girls Gone Wild [NSFW] as I promised in my previous post Scarlett Johansson Busting Out All Over.

By the way, it's not just hot in the states: Polish July was hottest in 227 years.

Day by Day Cartoon by Chris Muir, August 1, 2006