American Beauty marries poorest man in Bahrain*
By Bernie on 20 Jan 2006
The new bride, Brittany Swingpole, admitted that her new husband Mujib Habbib Zabzub only had three oil wells, but she was willing to overlook his poverty saying, "after all, money isn't everything." Brittany says she expects things to get better for the pair since Mujib has a nose for oil.
*Inspired by Azerbaijan's most famous comedies, Uzeyir Hajibeyov's "Mashadi Ibad".
"So how is it that Rustam Bey is giving his beautiful daughter, his only daughter, to an ugly man like Mashadi?"Hasan Bey goes on to answer his rhetorical question: "Maybe, for his wealth and money! No, that cannot be true!
I think it's simply because Mashadi is a good Muslim!"
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- This is ridiculous, the girl is clearly in love, and so am I. She married him for his looks, or maybe his ears. You know what they say about men, 'Big ears, big-----' I rest my case.
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on May 21, 2006 04:49 AM
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