Come all ye faithful - Steak&BJ Day - March 14
Although some may think that we have too many holidays in America as it is, there is always room for one more day to praise the females in our society. In Islam, of course, there are no holidays celebrating single women and they do not have a holiday called Rape-an-Infidel Day because, as we all know, that is observed every day. But I digress.
According to the creator of Steak&BJ Day, Tom Birdsey, this wonderful holiday comes [if you pardon the pun] tomorrow, March 14th.
Here's how he explains it:
For those of you that don't know about Steak and BJ Day here is the skinny. Valentines Day is February 14th. It's a female romantic holiday manufactured for women to feel that they are special. In a constant search to help out the male population Birdsey gives you Steak and BJ Day, the male Valentine's Day. From now until eternity, March 14th will always be considered Steak and BJ Day. This holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show their man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town. The name of the holiday explains it all; just a Steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak and BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March!
Hey, ladies, get your man a Steak&BJ Day Card to go along with the other presents you'll give him on this day.
Here's a forum devoted just to Steak&BJ Day.
If your lover complains about the taste of it, there's Semenex flavor improver. You, the man, take it 24 hours before Steak&BJ Day to improve the flavor of your love juice.
Here's the history of Steak&BJ Day.
If your girlfriend/wife/lover isn't sure how to do it, here is a guide to fellatio.
Don't forget to buy your loved one a Steak&BJ Day Tee shirt from my cafepress shop. [I do not markup any profit for myself, this is merely a convenience for my readers]
Here's a list of women's drink recipes for Steak&BJ Day.
Although I'm sure most men find all holidays suck, this is one they may appreciate the most. And the best part: you don't need to wear a suit and tie - unless you're into that kind of thing.
allthingschill has an ummmm recipe for sirloin. What you do after the steak is up to your girlfriend.