Planck's Constant

The Army has prepared specially manufactured assault vehicles for the elite troops to use. Here we see the Armet Company's Tennessee Troop Transport, affectionately known as the 3T's.

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Here we have a Tennessee Tease of a different sort.

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Lookout posts have already been set up and are awaiting arrival of our boys.

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Trivia: Certain hillbilly states have a new vasectomy procedure described below:

The hillbilly vasectomy

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

A less costly alternative," said the doctor "is to go home, get a
cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer
can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in
the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Kentucky, Arkansas, Tennessee, Mississippi, and West Virginia.

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Related Blogs:
Girl on the Right has a photo of the ultimate Redneck Gun.

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Some blogs linked here:
tors rants, the business of america is business, the median sib, history mike's musings, 123beta, common folk using common sense

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Sources for this report: Redneck World

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