What to do if your child is allergic to McDonald`s
By Bernie on 07 May 2006:
Daily News Central, McDonald's Sued for Failing to Disclose Gluten, Dairy in Fries
McDonald's Corp. faces at least three lawsuits claiming the fast-food giant misled the public after it acknowledged last Febriary its french fries contain milk and wheat ingredients.
Debra Moffatt of Lombard, Ill., seeks unspecified damages in a suit filed last February in Chicago. Her attorney, Thomas Pakenas, said his client has celiac disease, which causes gastrointestinal symptoms set off by eating gluten, a protein found in wheat.
...Before its acknowledgment, the company had quietly added "Contains wheat and milk ingredients" to the french fries listing on its Web site.
So here is my advice if your child has an unusual food allergy: send a listing of all ingredients that your child cannot consume to the company whose food you want to eat. Then wait for a response.
Then - even if the company gives you a clean bill of health - and only then - have your child eat only a very, very small amount - sort of putting the toe into the water before you throw her all the way in. Make sure you have an epipen handy - just in case. Wait 24 hours and see if your child keels over and dies. If not then you can revisit the restaurant.
Otherwise corporations will simply be targets for predators like you who go around to every restaurant chain looking for some item that will make their child sick.
Please for God's sake everyone - stop messing with the food I don't have allergies to. Some bozo with an allergy to potatoes will one day sue and we'll soon have each french fry tagged with a small label that says, "Contains Potato - if you are allergic to potatoes don't eat - go away you moron. If you are allergic to any cooking oil - do likewise - if you sneeze uncontrollably around salt - stay away from this restaurant - if you easily get paper cuts from the cardboard of french fry containers - please handle with construction gloves - if you have known food allergies of any kind - do not eat this product"
Ms. Moffatt, you are an idiot. If you or your child have allergies that are life-threatening - cook your own food. If you must eat out, then do as I suggested. Don't go around like some Muslim banning pork for everyone else.
See my previous post on Anti-Pork Terrorists
Check out the Secret History of French Fries
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