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2. --people who make me laugh:

a. Stephen Chow
b. Jackie Mason
c. Chris Rock

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3. --things I hate the most:

a. Leftist, defeatist Cowards
b. Parents who spank their children
c. Intolerance

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4. --things I don't understand:

a. Why there are more than 842 different kinds of cell phone chargers
b. 17,000 pages of the Federal Tax Code
c. Thermos bottles - you put in hot, it stays hot - you put in cold, it stays cold - how do it know?

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5. --things I'm doing right now:

a. Looking where to go on vacation: Vegas, Disneyworld, Cruise to Bahamas...
b. Trying to see how to make subcutaneous-scalp Internet access work
c. Writing these stupid threes

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6. --things I want to do before I die:

a. Attend my Great-great-great-granddaughter's wedding
b. See Jenna Jameson Host Adult Video Awards in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
c. View the Earth from our Mars Colony

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7. --things I can do:

a. Make one eye go left then right while the other remains stationary
b. Hit the speed bag for over 2 hours without stopping or rest
c. Resolve a Rubik's Cube in less than 90 seconds

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8. --ways to describe my personality:

a. Obnoxious know-it-all
b. Laugh riot at weddings/funerals
c. Generous and tender

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9. --things I can't do:

a. Swallow glass
b. Get Depressed
c. Return food I don't like in a restaurant

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10. --things I think you should listen to:

a. Birds and Insects in your garden
b. Leaves rustling in the wind
c. Blood rushing through your veins

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11. --things you should never listen to:

a. Anyone who gives you advice when you haven't asked for it
b. Anyone who thinks he knows more than you do
c. The New Combination Hot Iron/CD Player from Poland

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12. --absolute favorite foods

a. NY Style Fried Shrimp with my special lemon/horse radish cocktail sauce
b. Lamb chops with garlic/onion glaze
c. Chocolate Topped Bavarian Creme Donuts

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13. --things I'd like to learn:

a. Vedic Sanskrit
b. Piano
c. Singing Opera

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14. --beverages I drink regularly:

a. Seltzer
b. Milk
c. Pepsi

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15. --shows I watched as a kid:

a. My Little Margie
b. Life of Riley (with both Jackie Gleason and William Bendix)
c. Arthur Godfrey's Talent Scouts

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16. --people I'm tagging

a. Indigo Red
b. Angel
c. Butch

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