Threes
By Bernie on 28 Jul 2006
I was tagged by the , so I suppose this is as good as any other way for my readers to get a glimpse of my disturbed psyche.
Here are Three--
1. --things that scare me:
a. The Clueless Voting
b. The Clueless not Voting
c. The Clueless Voted into Office
2. --people who make me laugh:
a. Stephen Chow
b. Jackie Mason
c. Chris Rock
3. --things I hate the most:
a. Leftist, defeatist Cowards
b. Parents who spank their children
c. Intolerance
4. --things I don't understand:
a. Why there are more than 842 different kinds of cell phone chargers
b. 17,000 pages of the Federal Tax Code
c. Thermos bottles - you put in hot, it stays hot - you put in cold, it stays cold - how do it know?
5. --things I'm doing right now:
a. Looking where to go on vacation: Vegas, Disneyworld, Cruise to Bahamas...
b. Trying to see how to make subcutaneous-scalp Internet access work
c. Writing these stupid threes
6. --things I want to do before I die:
a. Attend my Great-great-great-granddaughter's wedding
b. See Jenna Jameson Host Adult Video Awards in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
c. View the Earth from our Mars Colony
7. --things I can do:
a. Make one eye go left then right while the other remains stationary
b. Hit the speed bag for over 2 hours without stopping or rest
c. Resolve a Rubik's Cube in less than 90 seconds
8. --ways to describe my personality:
a. Obnoxious know-it-all
b. Laugh riot at weddings/funerals
c. Generous and tender
9. --things I can't do:
a. Swallow glass
b. Get Depressed
c. Return food I don't like in a restaurant
10. --things I think you should listen to:
a. Birds and Insects in your garden
b. Leaves rustling in the wind
c. Blood rushing through your veins
11. --things you should never listen to:
a. Anyone who gives you advice when you haven't asked for it
b. Anyone who thinks he knows more than you do
c. The New Combination Hot Iron/CD Player from Poland
12. --absolute favorite foods
a. NY Style Fried Shrimp with my special lemon/horse radish cocktail sauce
b. Lamb chops with garlic/onion glaze
c. Chocolate Topped Bavarian Creme Donuts
13. --things I'd like to learn:
a. Vedic Sanskrit
b. Piano
c. Singing Opera
14. --beverages I drink regularly:
a. Seltzer
b. Milk
c. Pepsi
15. --shows I watched as a kid:
a. My Little Margie
b. Life of Riley (with both Jackie Gleason and William Bendix)
c. Arthur Godfrey's Talent Scouts
16. --people I'm tagging
a. Indigo Red
b. Angel
c. Butch
Here are others posting THREES:
Fuzzilicious Thinking, Argghhh, da goddess, righty in a left state, blue star chronicles, my side of the puddle, boston maggie
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- Thanks Bernie...
- Yikes!..LOl..now I gotsa think of alllllllllllllllll those things?..mah head hurts already dude!..lol..:)
- Thanks for the link! I will be interested to hear your progress on #5b -- although the thought scares me a little. My brain fires off so randomly that the idea of a device picking up the half formed thoughts and acting on them is a bit scary!! LOL
- Hey Bernie, I've been off-line til this afternoon. I spent the weekend moving....ugh! So sorry, I didn't get to the tag thingy...
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on July 28, 2006 03:45 PM
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