Israel Using Matzbollah to kill Hezbollah Children
By Bernie on 03 Aug 2006:
Hezbollah Public Relations Spokesman Hassan Shar-Mootah announced proof that Israel was using secret, Mossad-Trained Ztealth (MTZ anti-Hezbollah or Matzbollah) Gerbils to kill innocent Hezbollah children.
The Israelis parachute the gerbils two at a time when they blanket the area with their warning leaflets. It turns out that these "humanitarian" gestures were nothing more than a cover to allow the gerbils to land without detection.
Hassan said that Hezbollah was reluctant to parade the bodies of the children shot dead by these nasty little Zionist rodents but did allow CNN photographers to take a picture of a captured Matzbollah agent:
The secretary-general of the 57-member Organization of the Islamic Conference (OIC) has called for a comprehensive condemnation of barbaric military devices against innocent civilians.
In a written statement distributed to the media today, Ekmeleddin Ihsanoglu requested a UN Resolution to disarm Israel of weaponized gerbils, squirrels, hamsters, rockets, tanks, and other defensive arms.
When asked if he would condemn Iran for supplying 1,300 pound Iranian missiles that Hezbollah has been firing into Israel, the secretary-general replied, "You cannot compare the barbarity of Israeli Gerbils with the quiet peacefulness of Iranian missiles. The missiles, after all, are only used to kill the children of apes and pigs."
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- PETA has demanded a complete investigation! Not about the Hezbollah kids, but over the use of super-glue on the gerbils to hold those tiny assault weapons.
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