10,000 Year Old Remains of Liberal Idiot Found in California
By Bernie on 24 Sep 2006:
Malibu Ca (AP) -- Scientists say human bones unearthed during a road excavation on the Caltrans Project that date back 10,000 years could be part of "one of the most important archaeological finds in North America."
The bones, found last month on Topanga Canyon Blvd were alongside a stone that archaeologists say was the kind used by desert-dwelling humans to sneak up on liberal idiots who never saw it coming.
Archaeological geologists of the Malibu Geological Survey said carbon-14 dating completed last week shows the bones are between 9,800 and 10,200 years old, which could mean liberal idiots lived on these beaches 10,000 years earlier than previously thought.
Asked how geologists could determine that these were the remains of a liberal idiot, the response was rather simple: the species Liberalisis Idiotus hasn't changed in 10 millennia as evidenced by the National Geographic photograph below:
Despite the fact that most Jews in America are Liberal Idiots, I wish all Jews Rosh Hashanah 5767.
I heard that even Monica Lewinsky celebrated this year by blowing her chauffer.
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- 10,000 Year Old Remains of Liberal Idiot Found in California from smooth stone
Bernie, over at the terrific site, Planck's Constant, has published a fascinating archaeological photo. A striking resemblance to Zuniga and his groupies, I have to say. See for yourselves. [Read More]Tracked on September 24, 2006 04:01 PM
- Darwinists Swoon as Archeologists posit; from Leather Penguin
"Yo, Guys? You maybe missed a bit…." [Read More]Tracked on September 25, 2006 12:21 AM
- 10,000 Year Old Remains of Liberal Idiot Found in California from jblog central
Bernie, over at the terrific site, Planck's Constant, has published a fascinating archaeological photo. A striking resemblance to Zuniga and his groupies, I have to say. See for yourselves. [Read More]Tracked on September 26, 2006 12:43 PM
Comments from Old Comment System
- Priceless!
- Priceless! It's too early on a Sunday for a clever comeback, but this certainly helped jump-start my noodle. :D
- rofl I just laughed out so loud I woke up my spouse but it was worth it. Hilarious!
- Hilarious! Although it seems to me that the head should be inverted for anatomical considerations. We can only imagine that the literal application of the saying would look something like when those Chinese acrobats do their impression of a good liberal...
- Liberalisis Idiotus...LOL..too funny!..thanks so much for the links hun ! ;)
- I've seen them before, usually they have there mouth open.
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