Warning About Red Lobster Restaurants
By Bernie on 25 Sep 2006
What would email be like without warnings about potential health risks? I took this one very seriously:
Be careful if you eat at "RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS."
A young woman was having a meal at the restaurant and suddenly began to experience intense chest pains. Nothing her friends or the restaurant personnel did would relieve the pain.
"911" was called and an ambulance was sent and the woman was transported to a nearby hospital where doctors removed the women's blouse.
As soon as this was done, emergency room personnel were able to properly diagnosis the cause of the pain. Click on Lobster photo for the gruesome image, but be aware it is NSFW:
I've also heard you can get crabs there, as well.
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- I noticed the lobsters were a bit frisky last week. I guess now we know why.
Comment by: Veritas on September 25, 2006 06:49 PM
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