What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?
By Bernie on 19 Sep 2006:
What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?
- The Englishman: Throws away the cup of coffee and walks away .
- The American: Takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.
- The Chinese: Eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
- The Japanese: Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra.
- The Israeli: Sells the coffee to the American, the fly to the Chinese, and buys himself a new cup of coffee.
- The Palestinian: Blames the Israeli for the violent act of putting the fly in his coffee; asks the UN for aid, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee; uses the money to purchase explosives, then blows up the coffee house, where: The Englishman, the American, the Chinese, and the Japanese are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he was too aggressive.
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