What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?


By Bernie on 19 Sep 2006:



What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

  • The Englishman: Throws away the cup of coffee and walks away .


  • The American: Takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.


  • The Chinese: Eats the fly and throws away the coffee.


  • The Japanese: Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra.


  • The Israeli: Sells the coffee to the American, the fly to the Chinese, and buys himself a new cup of coffee.
  • The Palestinian: Blames the Israeli for the violent act of putting the fly in his coffee; asks the UN for aid, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee; uses the money to purchase explosives, then blows up the coffee house, where: The Englishman, the American, the Chinese, and the Japanese are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he was too aggressive.



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