Why I make fun of Islam from Planck's Constant

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Dog licks bollocks
Photo: queenbew

I make fun of Islam for the same reason that a dog licks himself: because he can. Unfortunately Muslims cannot make fun of Islam: Read about the court case against two journalists accused of defaming Islam and damaging public morality in Morocco in their article published on December 9 titled, "Jokes: How Moroccans laugh at religion, sex and politics." The editor and one of the reporters of the weekly Arabic-language magazine are not laughing. In Morocco, attacking religion is one of the most serious offensive acts a journalist can commit. I am providing a service to Muslims all over the world that might have a sense of humor, however few there may be, so that they too, can laugh at themselves. If they attempted to do this themselves, they would be attacked and perhaps even killed by fellow Muslims. I don't ask for gratitude or appreciation for all my efforts. If I put a smile on one poor, persecuted Muslim then I am satisfied.

How to tell if you're a Muslim:

If you and your wife fight over the remote, and it's to a detonator, you could be a Muslim.
If you write love letters starting off with "I'm in love with ewe", you could be a Muslim.
If you go to a barbecue and your former neighbor is on the spit, you could be a Muslim.
If you buy a vest and wear it only once, you could be a Muslim.
If you're afraid of overeating because you may explode, you could be a Muslim.
If your camel is prettier than your sister, you could be a Muslim.
If you squint and hold your ears every time the cellphone rings, you could be a Muslim.
If you secretly visit Plank's Constant for pix of naked little girls, you could be a Muslim.
If your closet has 6 sets of camouflage clothing, you could be a Muslim.
If you would rather have your children die than get your Quran dirty, you could be a Muslim.

If you look at this photo and say, "Nice Camel!", you could be a Muslim.
Camel Rides!
Photo: plopster256.

And, yes, I know Muslims do laugh very often: especially watching 9/11 videos.

Kindly visit some of my previous posts on Muslim humor:
Muslim Humor - Muslim Jokes
Allah Made Me Funny - Official Muslim Comedy Tour, Kills Me

Ridicule Islam and ridicule those who defend it. Put to shame the appeasers and the useful idiots even if their name is Charles Windsor or Bill Clinton. Expose the stupidity of Islam and laugh at its ignorant supporters.

Islam will become history once the asininity of it becomes so obvious that any person with intelligence feels embarrassed associating himself with it or defending it.

In not a very distant future, calling a person "Muslim" will be seen as an insult and one could be seriously offended if he is called that, just as today one is offended if he is called a "Nazi".

Gates of Vienna - Palestinian Jokes, Excerpt;

An American, an Israeli, and a Palestinian are marooned on a desert island.

The American goes to one side of the island and builds a church.

The Israeli goes to the other side of the island and builds a synagogue.

The Palestinian goes, "BOOM!”