When Bank Robbers dont get sh*t
By Bernie on 21 Aug 2007:
Ananova,
Robbers snatch dog pooA Chinese woman has told how robbers snatched a parcel of dog poo wrapped in newspaper out of her hand outside a bank.
Mrs Chen, of Laohekou city, was waiting in the bank to withdraw money when nature suddenly called for her dog.
"While I was waiting in the queue, my dog had to poo. So I asked for several pieces of newspaper to wrap the poo," she said.
After wrapping it, Chen left the bank, and was waiting to cross the street to throw the parcel into a rubbish bin when the robber struck.
"A motorcycle stopped swiftly before me, the man on the rear seat seized the package from me, and they sped away," she said.
I imagine the thugs had a hard time explaining to their boss that they didn't get any money:
Boss: "OK boys how much did we get in today's snatch?"
Thief: "Sorry, boss, we didn't get any money."
Boss: "Are you lying to me? Swear to me that you didn't get sh*t."
Thief: "I can't do that."
Boss: "Alright then, quit foolin' around, so what did we net?"
Thief: "Nothing."
Boss: "We didn't get sh*t?"
Thief: "No we did."
Boss "We did what?"
Thief: "We got sh*t."
Boss: "So we didn't get sh*t?"
Thief: "That's not correct but that's right."
Boss: "Who's on first?"
By the way, the fine for not scooping your dog's poop in Hong Kong is $1500.00. No Sh*t!
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