All About Bubba


By Bernie on 04 Nov 2007




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A short story with pictures from the internet:

Bubba meets the girl of his dreams, his first cousin Emmy Lou.

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He takes her out for a special dinner, and shows her a good time at the Redneck Carnival at Diggerland.

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The next day they spend together and Bubba shows off his water skiing skills.

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Later that night, he romances her under special mood lighting.

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A week or so later, Bubba realizes this relationship is getting serious. He makes reservations for a Valentine's Day dinner. Emmy Lou was so impressed with his thoughtfulness,

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they had a special Friday night date at the Soap & Suds Laundromat !

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A month later he proposes to Emmy Lou,

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and he buys her a really purdy engagement ring.

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On the day of their wedding, he tells her how much he loves her just before the ceremony.

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Then they're off to their Honeymoon Suite,

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where they open their wedding gifts. Their favorites ? Hers was the Chandelier, His was the New BBQ

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Bubba takes his new bride home.

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He wants to tidy up the place, so he cuts the grass with his riding mower.

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Then Bubba decides to fix a few things around the house. He makes the bathroom a little nicer for his sweetie,

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repairs the mirror on her car,

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and installs a new flat screen TV in the living room!

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Bubba works hard at his job every day. He does the best that he can with only a 5th grade education.

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7 months later, they send out announcements. Bubba Jr. has arrived !

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Now they are a family. They are so proud of Jr. and marvel at how he gets cuter every day.

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8 years later, Jr. starts kindergarten. Jr. loves riding on the Redneck School Bus.

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Shortly thereafter, Bubba and the family move to a different state and settle into their new DREAM HOME on the river,

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where they live happily ever after !
..
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