In my article Converting to Islam - The Big Lie I wrote that "There are approximately 20,000 idiots a year converting to Islam". I received a number of emails at the time calling me a bigot for making the remark. Well, here's proof that you have to be an idiot to convert to Islam: Thanks to Kathy at Five of Fury we learn that Britney Spears threatens to become Muslim/commit suicide. There is nothing that Britney can do about the suicide: once she converts to Islam she will have to Honor-Kill herself for being a shameless hussy.

Perhaps no one mentioned to Britney that once she starts wearing a hijab no one will notice when she isn't wearing panties. OMG! What will she do for attention then?

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse for her, she shows us that, yes, it's possible to be a drug-dazed, booze-soaked, negligent mother and slut-whore wife and still sink lower by becoming a Muslim. She never ceases to amaze us.