I Do Not Understand Liberals from Planck's Constant

Here's what bothers me: if Neo-Nazi skinheads announced that they were going to sky-dive without parachutes or swim in shark-infested waters covered in blood, would any sane person object and demand that they stop such activities? Really, why would you care if people you despise engage in behaviour that will result in their deaths?

So why do liberals demand that our troops get out of harm's way in Iraq? Why do they care? Certainly no Liberal cares about Muslim lives; we never saw Liberals demanding Saddam Hussein stop torturing or killing his own people. No feminist leftists ever petitioned the Taliban government to stop killing women who dressed inappropriately. No Code Pinker ever held a vigil at a Muslim hospital when Shia killed Sunnis. And really, who really cares about Muslim lives anyway? Muslims themselves certainly do not.

I ignore for the moment non-Liberals who opposed the US going to Iraq:

France and Germany because they did not want the US to discover that they were dealing with Saddam during the sanctions.

Russia and China because they don't want America doing anything at all.

Morons and mental defectives who were told to hold up anti-war protest pickets.

Alzheimer patients who do not remember where they live but sort of think they might be opposed to war. These are the same sad dolts who think they've really won millions in the Reader's Digest Sweepstakes

Muslims. Need I explain?

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson types because if young black men go into the military they will be less likely to return to a ghetto. If young black men succeed, black demagogues fail.

PETA types who are afraid innocent wildlife might be destroyed.

Environmentalist who think war causes global warming or that war contaminates the land, air and water.

Plain cowards.

Liberals call our troops murderers and rapists, celebs like the idiot Richard Belzer consider our troops ignorant and unemployable, Fat Rosie O'Donnell calls our troops terrorists, Code Pink harasses vets at VA Hospitals, and on and on. So if they hate our troops so much, if our troops are such scum, such criminals and murderers, why don't liberals want to see them die in Iraq?

There is no draft in America so who are these cowards trying to protect? The War in Iraq doesn't affect them, not at all. Tell me one thing that any American has been forced to sacrifice: butter, bread, food rations, gasoline stamps, what? Except for those who volunteer, who even feels that a war is going on?

I lied. The title says, "I Do Not Understand Liberals," but this is not true. Here is why liberals are opposed to the War in Iraq: it is not for fear of American lives lost, or tears shed for Muslims they never met, or even for philosophical objections to war itself. No, the answer is quite simple. They do not want to see America succeed. They so hate conservatives, corporations, Capitalism, take your pick, that for us to succeed in Iraq would mean that America is great, and that they cannot bear.

That's it. I said the answer was simple.