Poster: Do It Yourself Obama Poster

I know what you are thinking: I have been railing against Liberal idiots, defeatist Democrat cowards, traitorous left-wingers since I started blogging, so why have I promised to vote for Obama?

I know this sounds selfish and irresponsible, that voting for Obama will make me rich while the rest of the country is plunged into depression, chaos, and terror. But what can I do? Tell the truth, if you were a manufacturer of caskets in Africa, wouldn't you vote for Muslims to be in power in every African nation? After all, aside from Communists and Nazis, don't Muslims kill more people than any other group on this planet?

Of course, voting for Muslims to be in power is a lot more dangerous than voting for Obama. After the dollar sinks to almost nothing from Obama's failed economic policies, Americans hopefully will have learned their lesson and not vote for another Liberal idiot for a few decades. I will have made my money and at the end of his first term, we should have a Republican again as President. But if Americans remain idiots and continue to vote for Liberals, at least I will have mucho dinars (that will probably be the US currency after four years of Obama) to console me over the loss of my America.