Banks Worldwide Failing
While we have had a few bank failures the rest of the world saw catastrophic collapses of their own banks:
In Germany the Panzer Bank has tanked. Trouble is brewing at First National Lowenbrau. The Autobahn Bank is speeding toward a big pothole.
In Iran the Holocaust Bank denies they lost 6 million customers, they say it was only a few hundred thousand and blame the loss on Jewish speculators. All the banks in France simply gave up without a fight. Belgian Banks are waffling between total collapse and getting bailed out.
Spain's Tango Bank refuses to dance to America's tune.
In Japan:
- The Origami Bank has folded
- The Sumo Bank has gone belly up
- The Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches
- The Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song
- Shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived
- Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks
- Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black
- Staff at the Karate bank were chopped
- There are reports that something is fishy at Sushi Bank
Meanwhile Islamic banks have no interest in the matter.
