How Bizarro World Concepts Leaked onto our Planet
By Bernie on 20 Nov 2008
I was in the 7th grade in the fall of 1958 when I first read about Bizarro, an imperfect Superboy, made by a duplicating ray in a laboratory accident. Years later an adult Bizarro created Bizarro World where everything is the opposite of something else. For example, in Bizarro World savings accounts are guaranteed to lose money, telling the truth can get you sued for libel, greedy is generous and banks pay borrowers interest on loans the borrowers take out.
Some of my readers probably think that Bizarro World is a fictional planet created by a DC comics writer, but in fact the twisted, everything-is-opposite, good-is-bad, bad-is-good, lies-are-truth planet actually exists. Before you pooh-pooh what you have just read, please consider this: all matter on Bizarro World have properties opposite those in our part of the universe. For example, objects over there possess qualities like negative mass and are repelled rather than attracted by gravity. These kinds of matter are known to scientists as Exotic matter, a necessary ingredient in the construction of wormholes.
Indeed, I can prove that from time to time small rips in the fabric of space 1 have allowed the transmission of Bizarro information to leak through and infect the minds of Earthlings. Especially Liberals who seem more prone to idiocy and absurdity.
The first time this occurred was in 1977 with the passage of the Community Reinvestment Act (CRA), a Federal Law forcing commercial banks to lend in lower income neighborhoods without charging more for the risk. In other words, forcing banks to lose money on loans. Is that Bizarro or what? I am not saying that the CRA caused our current mess, it did not do so directly. It needed some help.
In 1989, Liberal Congressmen amended the Home Mortgage Disclosure Act of 1975 to require banks to collect racial data on mortgage applicants which gave Liberal groups like ACORN the ammunition it needed to force banks to be more "fair" (to use Obama's favorite word) to blacks and other minority poor in granting mortgages they could not afford.
Now you may ask yourself how any bank can make money on such ridiculous lending practices? It can't. Step in Liberal-supported Fannie Mae. Fannie Mae purchased and backed these worthless loans and repackaged them allowing the Ponzi scheme to continue for years. Bizarro. Starting to believe?
Then in 2003 warning signs went up that the Ponzi was beginning to unravel:
USNews&World Report, Barney Frank's Fannie and Freddie Muddle
In fact, here's a New York Times story from September 2003, clearly showing that the first substantive Fannie and Freddie reform from inside government came from the Bush administration. Spurred by worries that Fannie and Freddie were cooking their books and taking too many risks, Treasury Secretary John Snow proposed placing the companies under Treasury oversight with strict controls over risk and capital reserves. The NYT labeled the proposal "the most significant regulatory overhaul in the housing finance industry since the savings and loan crisis a decade ago" and noted:
Mr. Snow said that Congress should eliminate the power of the president to appoint directors to the companies, a sign that the administration is less concerned about the perks of patronage than it is about the potential political problems associated with any new difficulties arising at the companies.
So five years ago, there was one of those rare moments in Washington when the branches and personalities of government—in this case, the Bush administration—are less interested in protecting or expanding their turf than in fixing a looming catastrophe. What was Frank's response to the proposal?
"These two entities—Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac—are not facing any kind of financial crisis," said Representative Barney Frank of Massachusetts, the ranking Democrat on the Financial Services Committee. "The more people exaggerate these problems, the more pressure there is on these companies, the less we will see in terms of affordable housing."
Liberals want to blame this mess on greedy Wall Street. But like I said, in Bizarro World, greed is the opposite of what it is on Earth. Firms on Wall Street and central banks around the world bought these Fannie Mae derivatives, which mixed prime with sub-prime mortgages, because they thought that they were making a relatively conservative investment; read my post For God`s Sake Stop Helping the Poor. This is like calling an average Joe greedy for buying a US Savings Bond.
Making people buy things they cannot afford and then calling greedy the merchants who by force of law were forced to sell those products is so outrageously disingenuous that perhaps Bizarro doesn't even cover it.
Normal human beings, even Liberals, cannot be this egregiously stupid without some outside influence twisting their minds. It had to be a leak from Bizarro World.
Notes
(1): Since Bizarro World is in the same universe as we are in, the rip is an intra-universe version of a Lorentzian Wormhole. The tear or rip is not yet big enough to allow a sentient being to travel through it from Bizarro World to Earth, also known as a Traversable wormhole [PDF], so presently only the transmission of information is leaking through.

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