Before you call me crazy or blind, let me assure you that I think she is agonizingly beautiful. However consider the following: her body is littered with graffiti, she's too skinny, her lips are too large, her too numerous teeth are spread too wide across her mouth, her forehead is humongous, her face is crooked, her head is horse-shaped, her nose is long and funny shaped and she has no earlobes.

But somehow, taken altogether, and assembled in the order that they are, the entire collage manages to make her look absolutely stunning and mesmerizing. Indeed, when she is on the big screen the camera cannot take its eyes off her. Despite her beauty, she is one of the few female actresses that can play the role of a rugged hero convincingly as she did in Lara Croft Tomb Raider.

Let me digress for a moment; Angelina will soon be playing Dagny Taggart in the upcoming film Atlas Shrugged about a powerful railroad executive who struggles to keep her business alive while society is crumbling around her. The parallels to America today is quite remarkable: how unions have destroyed American industries; how so many Americans willingly accept socialism and even elect a collectivist as President; how spreading the wealth is not even attacked as an evil, vile concept, etc.