I originally thought that passengers should get $10,000 each for being involved in the crash, but US Airways has sent $5,000 to each passenger involved in the New York plane crash after admitting it could be months before they get their luggage back [UK Telegraph].

Videos and photos available at the Huffington Post.

Liberals are probably asking why the geese would attack us. Here's a good discussion on the matter:

Big Hollywood, If I Wrote For The Huffington Post - Give Geese A Chance

After an event such as this one, it’s important to look at the root causes: Why did the Geese attack us? Well, the truth is, for years we have been oppressing the Geese, using them for the fuel they provide for our bodies.

Boneless Goose Breast, Brandied Roast Goose, Roast Goose with Cumberland Sauce and Apricot Stuffing. And of course, the Christmas Goose. In the name of religion, we have been engaged in what can only be called a Crusade against the Geese. Is it any wonder that a few brave suicide Geese would seek revenge?

Under the neocon/neofascist Cheney-Bush administration, Goose consumption is up 1541%. Geese have been systematically deprived of their rights at a level never seen before. (Look around your workplace: do you see any Geese? Wouldn’t you be nervous if you did?) Reports of shameful anti-Goose activity are at an all-time high, mainly in the South and Midwest, of course.

Despite the photo above, a Daily Show forum member tells us that the names of the geese involved in yesterday's emergency airplane landing in New York have been released by government officials today: Their names were: Osama bin Honking and Saddam Goossein.

Related: Another reason to upgrade to first class: