The Sheriff and the Farmer
Here's an interesting speculation by the website obamalies.net: many anti-Obama websites were registered years ago in anticipation of arguments against him should he become President.
What we discovered added to the intrigue. Barack Obama is being packaged by some very resourceful people who anticipated what the opposition would do. They preemptively registered every possible anti-obama web name in the popular dot com TLD and pointed them to favorable Googleâ„¢ search results. ObamaLies.com, impeachobama.com, and antiobama.com were all registered in July of 2004 to the same anonymous registrar.
Very interesting. If I were a suspicious person I would be wondering what organization is really behind the manufactured persona of the man we know as Barack Hussein Obama.
But, he's already President and we'll just have to endure him for a few more years. Of course, if he keeps lying bad things could happen to him:
The Sheriff and the Farmer
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America.Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.
When they got there, the disaster was clear.
The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone, including the President.
They spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened.
They hurried over to the man's tractor.
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did." The farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off his motor.
"Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States ?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope."
"They's all kilt straight out" the farmer said. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning.."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff shouted.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't... But you know what a liar he is."
A tip of the turban to Kyle Kyllan for the email joke.