Sex with Ghosts
By Bernie on 18 Jun 2010
In one of my previous articles, I praised the Brits for cracking down on mediums, snake oil dealers, psychics, storm-door salesmen, healers and Tarot card readers.
Even though I may be a skeptic when it comes to claims of the paranormal, I am a total believer in what you are about to read.
Some of my readers may assume the following story is just a complete hoax; but based on all my readings on the paranormal, all my years studying scientific journals, my learned opinion is that it really happened as described. Please read and tell me if you don't find the following bizarre experience of a professor at an American university completely credible.
But I do want to warn those of my readers who are faint of heart not to proceed - what follows is not only macabre but frightening as well.
GHOST SEX
A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
That's really good. I"m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Ahmed replied, "Shit, from back there I thought you said Goats."
This reminds me of a Muslim joke:
Q: What do Muslim men do to make the objects of their affection prettier?
A: They put lipstick on her.
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