According to the National Association of Realtors, the median nationwide selling price of homes rose to $180,000, the highest it's been in over a year. The car you see above, an Audi R8 Spyder Convertible in its 2011 edition will sell for about the same price, although I can't seem to get a current MSRP for it anywhere.

The reason I mention the proximity of prices for home and car is that if one had a choice between buying a home and buying this car, one should choose the latter.

Let me explain why. Four out of five men in the US will eventually marry and half will eventually divorce. Rarely will a man get the house, and is lucky if he gets anything at all. With the car, the man can take off and look for another wife as soon as the present one starts acting ansy. Most women, looking at a man driving such a vehicle will instantly fall in love with him, so finding another wife to take away all your other worldly possessions will be rather easy.

The trick is to register a corporation in the Marshall Islands as a leasing company. Corporations so registered do not need to name or identify the corporate owners or directors. In fact there are no requirements in the Marshall Islands for annual returns or filings, so it is a low maintenance type of scam for hiding property from anyone.

You can then have that company "lease" you the car on a long-term lease. How you make payments involves advice that may subvert certain state laws and so I will not explicitly describe the process but with a little investigation you can solve that problem. In this manner present wifey cannot claim the car since ostensibly you do not own it.