Three Muslims on a Hike
Three Muslims were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, The first Muslim prayed: "In the name of God, the infinitely Compassionate and Merciful. Praise be to God, Lord of all the worlds. Allah, be gracious unto your servant and grant me strength to cross the river."
Poof! Allah gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, although he almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second Muslim prayed: "In the name of God, the infinitely Compassionate and Merciful. Praise be to God, Lord of all the worlds. Allah, be gracious unto your servant and grant me strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof! Allah gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour, although he almost capsized once.
Seeing what happened to the first two Muslims, the third Muslim prayed: "In the name of God, the infinitely Compassionate and Merciful. Praise be to God, Lord of all the worlds. Allah, be gracious unto your servant and grant me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."
Poof! He turned into a Jew and promptly checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream and walked across the bridge.
