But the beauty of all this is that Obama hasn't finished his work yet. To really make me even richer, he still can push for some really stringent climate bills that will increase energy costs and cripple our economy like no one's business.

Oh, what a great time to be alive and have opportunities like this. It's like pulling a royal flush in poker - you can't lose betting on a socialist to wreck this country.

Some of my readers may wonder that my profiting on the misfortune of my countrymen is unpatriotic.

I should point out that I did encourage my readers to take advantage of the situation - from the same article: "A suggestion to my loyal readers: dump stocks before the public wakes up to the fact that Obama will sink this country."

Truth be told, those stupid enough to vote for Obama without preparing for the worst deserve the economic calamity that befalls them. Hopefully they will learn a lesson: never vote for a leftist, liberal, or socialist unless you are shorting America.

And lastly, when the economy does collapse, if there are enough people like me with gold instead of worthless paper, then we can help bring this country back from the brink. It doesn't help our country if all of us are poor and destitute - someone has to be there to throw out the lifesaver.