Is Charlie Sheen Dead? No, he's still alive, but not for long. I've seen 75 year old crack whores who looked much healthier.

The sad thing about this whole thing is that he actually thinks he is responsible for the success of Two and Half Men. I've been watching re-runs for the past year and I find the show incredibly sharp and enjoyable, but not because of Charlie's acting skills but because of the writing. Unless someone tells me that Sheen actually ad-libs all the lines himself, Sheen is egregiously over-paid.

Sheen's costar Jon Cryer, on the other hand, is a genuine actor. Charlie is merely playing himself.