Obama Is Awesome
Some of my readers may think since there are only two major parties that in general there are only two kinds of voters out there: those who vote for Democrats and those who vote for Republicans.
However, when Obama entered the race it became much more complicated. I see four groups of people who voted for Obama:
- People like me who are counting on Obama to screw up our economy so badly that Gold will go through the roof and thus make themselves a fortune. This is a very small group if I may be allowed to speculate.
- Blacks because, well, you know why they voted for Obama.
- Liberal Idiots because, well, because they're idiots.
- Dumb white chicks who think Obama is awesome.
The following video cartoon (from I've Been Doin' Some Thinkin' (IBDST) aka undiepundit) illustrates group number four with stunning accuracy:
YouTube, Libya vs. Iraq
The observant reader will no doubt realize that the video actually describes groups two and three as well, although it nails dumb white chicks perfectly.
Since my article announcing I was voting for Obama, gold has almost doubled in price ($883 to $1430 an ounce), while silver has more than doubled in price (from 18 to 37 bucks an ounce). Way to go Obama. Whatever you're doing, keep on doing it.
Note: if the video above is removed by YouTube, you can download it from my server here. You will need VLC Media Player to view it.
