Romance Somali Muslim Style from Planck's Constant

So what do these Somali pirates want? Is it fame, fortune, power? Blogger admiwrath at Blog Wrath tells us that it is none of these things. It is simply love. Young Love. Very young love.

Somali Pirate to Rape a 13-Year Old Danish Girl
It looks like the Somali piracy is entering its romantic stage. You remember the stories about the pretty damsels captured by pirates who fall for the rugged masculinity of their captors. Yes, all that is in the old romantic novels. ..
This time the things are little bit different. It has been reported that the chief pirate, who holds as hostages a Danish family kidnapped recently, has an offer they can’t refuse.

If you haven’t followed the press coverage, you may not know that there was that Danish family (Johansen) traveling in a yacht in the Indian Ocean, who thought that their status of a group of West European peaceniks with three children would be a natural deterrent from misfortune. However, that didn’t stop the Somali pirates from getting them.

It was like a match made in heaven – a family of hapless Danish lefties, who were ready to risk their children’s lives and a bunch of Somali savages who took advantage of their stupidity. The result was that now the whole family lingers on one of the ships the pirates took before (the mother and the daughter forced to wear the disgusting Muslim garments), waiting for soldiers from some civilized country to risk their lives to rescue them.

It appears that there is a silver lining in the situation – if the 13-year old daughter agrees to marry the chief pirate, he is going to forgive the $5 million ransom he wants and let everybody else go free.

Here is an astounding piece of information: the European Union’s antipiracy naval force said recently Somali pirates were holding a total of 31 vessels and 688 hostages.

Why do we tolerate this?

Do you know what we infidels do when we find Somali pirates with weapons in International waters, even when caught in the act of piracy? We confiscate their weapons and release them. Know why? Because of the risk the Somalis would request asylum if prosecuted in Europe. So rather than take the chance of getting stuck with more Muslims, European navies throw the Somalis back in the water.

Of course, if they would just apply the old Law of the Sea regarding pirates and dangle them by their necks from the foremast on the spot, then two problems would be solved: fewer pirates harassing infidel ships, and fewer future Muslim immigrants into Europe.