Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs

The seven dwarfs always left to go to work in the mine early each morning.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.

"Hello...Hello!" she shouted, "Can anyone hear me? Hello!"

For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, "Hello! Is anyone down there?"

Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing: "Re-elect Barack Obama, vote for Barack Obama...."

Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, "Oh, thank you, God!

At least Dopey is still alive."

I should mention that I voted for Obama precisely because he is such an incompetent fool that I expected people would lose confidence in the US dollar and cause the price of gold to zoom. When I wrote in June of 2008 that if elected, President Barack H. Obama will make me Rich, gold was trading at $883.50 an ounce. On the New York closing on Friday, gold was $1475.00 per ounce. Thank you Obama - I certainly will be voting for you again.

I have a non-idiot's reason for voting for him, so I have to ask those of my readers who happen to be Liberal idiots, what is your excuse?