The Most Offensive Muslim Jokes Ever



Rahim is a little Pakistani orphan who walks 5 miles to school each day. With your help of just 2 pennies a month, we can buy a whip and make the lazy bastard run!


No, this is not a real billboard (1) because we have lost our sense of humor in this country. There are very few non-Muslim comedians who tell Muslim jokes.

To make up for the shortfall, here are some of the most offensive Muslim jokes. You may ask, "Why offend Muslims?" Simple: they deserve it.

Here you go:

If a tree falls in a forest, and kills a Muslim, does anyone care?




Q: Why is there so much food at a Muslim wedding?

A: To keep the flies off the bride.




Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead Muslims and a pile of rocks?

A: You can't move a pile of rocks with a pitch fork.




Many of my readers may not know, but natural disasters were responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Muslims last year. And more importantly, my wife chipped a fingernail this morning.




Q: Wanna hear a joke?

A: Muslim Women's Rights.




In the recent earthquake in Pakistan rescuers recovered 10,000 bodies and tomorrow they are going into the second house.




Q: In an apartment building in London, Ahmed lives on the first floor, Mustafa on the second floor and Harry on the third floor. The building explodes - who lives?

A: Harry of course - he was at work.




Q: A Pakistani, a Turk, and a Moroccan are riding through Germany - who's driving?

A: A police officer.






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Billboard Text: Rahim is a little Pakistani orphan who walks 5 miles to school each day. With your help of just 2 pennies a month, we can buy a whip and make the lazy bastard run!

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