My son and I exited the WTC PATH Station this morning and were walking North on Greenwich Street heading for my gold buying store on the Bowery. In front of us is the young lady you see in the photo above.

The image does not do justice to this woman's butt. In real life her jeans appeared as if they were enormous melons ready to burst. I asked my son if he had any idea how she could have possibly have gotten her corpulent gluteal muscles into those super ultra-tight jeans. He opined that the jeans were most likely not tight at all - that they were very loose fitting until she ballooned them out with her ample figure.

So I just had to get my Android phone out and memorialize her posterior for posterity.