The Difference Between Thirsty Muslims and Thirsty Infidels
A silly thought, apropos of nothing, tumbled through my brain this morning in the form of a joke:
Q: What is the favorite tune of dead beer drinkers?
A: Taps.
It's not a knee-slapper, but it made me chuckle. Sometimes I have to laugh at my own jokes.
Almost on cue and coincidentally, Constant reader Bernard Wishnia sent me the following joke later today to which I have appended a line to include Muslims. I do not like to repeat email jokes unless I can add my own Islamic twist.
The Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty - I must have wine."
The Scot says, "I'm tired and thirsty - I must have scotch."
The Irishman says, "I'm tired and thirsty - I must have whiskey."
The Frenchman says, "I'm tired and thirsty - I must have cognac."
The Russian says, "I'm tired and thirsty - I must have vodka."
The Japanese says, "I'm tired and thirsty - I must have sake."
The German says, "I'm tired and thirsty - I must have beer."
The Mexican says, "I'm tired and thirsty - I must have tequila."
The Jew says, "I'm tired and thirsty - I must have diabetes."
The Muslim says, "I'm tired and thirsty - I must have been poisoned by a dirty Jew."
