An Affair with an Older Woman
Making decisions based on a false assumption can lead to tragic results. As an example, I recall visiting Jimmy, a friend who lived not far from Buffalo. Some company had just finished putting up a two-storey office structure on a hilltop near his home. He asked me, "Want to see something interesting?" So we walked over to the hill-top and there, in front of a huge plate-glass window of the building, were dozens and dozens of dead birds lying on the ground.
I let out a surprised "Whoa, what happened here?"
Jimmy told me that the birds have been flying over this hill for decades, that the flight path was probably now in their DNA. He guessed that the birds flew into the window assuming there was nothing on this hill.
Now the following, although not as tragic, is a scary example:
An Affair with an Older Woman
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit… well, more than a bit… had a snuggle, and she asked me if I ever had a "Sportsman's double."
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother, daughter threesome," she replied.
"Oh," I said, as my mind began to embrace the idea. "No I haven't," and I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink that tonight was my "lucky night." So we went back to her place, and as we walked in she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, are you still awake?"
Although the above is just a humorous example, what is not funny is that millions of people on this globe have made the most dangerous assumption in the world. Many of my loyal readers already know what it is. It is an assumption that has led to more deaths, torture, agony and pain than any other; having a threesome with a 60-year-old and her mother won't kill you but assuming that Islam is a religion of tolerance and peace will.
Don't make this mistake.
A tip of the turban to Flush Twice Blog for "The Older Woman Affair."


