My friend Emily visited Egypt last week and was wandering through a small town not far from Cairo when she happened upon an Arab washing his camel. She watched the Arab fondle the camel's testicles as he announced the time to a passerby.
Soon, another person stopped to ask the Arab the time and again he massaged and fondled the camel's testicles. By now Emily was completely flabbergasted. She watched him for an hour as people went up to him to ask the time and with each one, he fondled the camel's testicles and then told them the exact time.
Finally she couldn't hold back her curiosity and went up to the Arab and said, "Excuse me, sir, but I couldn't help but notice that you can tell the time just by feeling your camel's testicles! How do you do it?"
"Quite simple," the Arab responded, "Bend down."
So Emily bent down anticipating the revelation of an ancient and great secret.
The Arab told her to gently grab hold of the camel's testicles. Very carefully she cupped her hands around the animal's pendulant genitals and looked at the Arab.
The Arab said, "Now move the balls to the left."
Emily, her heart thumping against her chest, fastidiously pendulated the huge, warm protuberance in her hands slowly to the left.
She looked again at the Arab for further instructions of this amazing technique.
The Arab pointed with his finger and said, "Do you see that clock over there?"
Joking aside, no woman should be traveling to Egypt or any other Muslim country, especially alone. See my list of 13 Worst Countries for Women.
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