This is an actual question I received from a loyal reader who is now a few years into his retirement. Despite what we see in Hollywood movies, (see my article 13 Things You Would Not Know Without Hollywood), all beautiful 20-year-old women are NOT attracted to men three times their age.

But if you are a 68-year-old senior, what can you do to attract the attention of younger women? An Internet email offers the solution:

Advice For An Old Guy

I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in.....

I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."