Having a Problem Getting a Permit? Call it a Mosque.



Many banks and courthouses forbid anyone covering their face from entering the premises on security concerns; but Muslims demand niqab-covered women be exempt on religious grounds. There are amusement parks who ban loose scarves and clothing from certain rides on safety concerns; but Muslims demand niqab-covered women be exempt on religious grounds.

So I thought it was about time that I took advantage of that bit of politically correct bullcrap the next time I wanted to do something outrageous, unlawful, or illegal.

I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 9 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 200 cars, a 50 foot wall surrounding it, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told me; “Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque.'

Badshahi Mosque, Lahore, Pakistan
Badshahi Mosque, Lahore, Pakistan
Photo Credit: VUDESK

Work starts on Monday.

I love this country. It's the Government I'm afraid of.



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