My Wife Suggests I Get A Penis Enlarger
An annoying friend of my wife's sent her a chart (1) showing that the ideal penis measures from 7 to 8.25 inches in length and from 6.25 to 6.5 inches in circumference. After reviewing the chart my wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.
She's 25, and her name's Kathy.
Three Things:
- No, she never asked me any such thing. My wife is happy with my equipment. Although when I first met her she said she wouldn't marry me unless I had a 10 inch penis. I said, "Are you nuts? I'm not cutting 2 inches off for any girl!"
- Other than surgery (itself a dangerous proposition) , most penis enlargement products, excluding Kathy above, are scams. Some may even permanently injure the penis (2).
- The suggestion that someone similar to Kathy be used as a penis enlargement product is for entertainment purposes only. Specific medical advice for erectile dysfunction is not being provided, and I urge you to consult with a qualified physician before attempting to use any young woman as treatment of any medical condition. For my full disclaimer, go here.
ENDNOTES
(1):
BuzzFeed, The Authentic Women’s Penis Size Preference Chart
This image charts women’s penis-size preference on a technical scale from “ideal” to “not satisfying.”
(2):
Mayo Clinic, Penis-enlargement products: Do they work?
... there's very little scientific support for any nonsurgical methods to enlarge the penis. And no reputable medical organization endorses penis surgery for purely cosmetic reasons. Most of the techniques you see advertised are ineffective, and some can damage your penis. So think twice before trying any of them.
