I have previously written that Muslims are Funny and nothing illustrates that truth better than when Muslims believe that Allah reveals His Presence in nature by leaving his signature on clouds, rocks, eggs, and trees. Some highly dubious examples of Allah's name in Arabic may be seen in the photo gallery above.

But if we are to take Muslims seriously about these Divine Signs from Allah, then the following sign from Him suggests that aside from being the Ruler over the most savage, barbaric, violent, humorless, backward and ignorant group of thugs, Allah is also a big dick.

Photo Gallery courtesy of Miracles of Islam.