3-year-old Muslim orphans
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So Obama mocks Republicans for being afraid of 3-year-old orphans. No, my dear El Presidente, it is not 3-year-old orphans that we fear, it is 3-year-old Muslim orphans.

Some of my readers may ask, why should anyone be afraid of 3-year-old Muslim orphans?

Answer: Inevitably 3-year-old Muslim orphans turn into Muslim adults.

And so, the thing that frightens us the most: Muslim adults are the main ingredient necessary to turn countries into third-world crapholes, and we don't want their help turning where we live into similar places like Iraq, Syria, Nigeria , Somalia, Afghanistan, Libya, Yemen, Pakistan, Egypt, and the rest of the countries of the Organisation of Islamic Cooperation.

That's why 3-year-old Muslim orphans frighten the hell out of any thinking, civilized person.