Finally A Senior USB Stick
Finally, something useful for seniors. Obamacare will soon make it compulsory for senior citizens to carry not only their ID, but also their insurance documents, their prescription list, a compact version of their medical file, the statement declaring if they want to be resuscitated after a heart attack, stroke, etc., etc.
Consequently, a lot of paperwork will have to be carried when a senior citizen goes out the front door or when they Travel. Now we all know that it becomes harder and harder as you get older to remember even a few things at the same time and even where to put all this stuff - so to address this problem, a special “Senior USB Stick” has been developed to help with both easy portability and storage. Take a look here:
I am told it holds an unlimited number of bytes and that there is a special blue-tooth version as well.
Please add any funny lines in the comment section - you know the drill.