Photo Proof of Efficacy of Fountain of Youth Water on Four Italian Women
I often receive emails from both political parties asking me to donate money to their campaigns. But the following request from the Democratic National Committee for a contribution arrived with the most amazing story I have ever come across.
Read it and tell me what you think:
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These four older ladies who lived in Italy
Always sat outside together near the church
And chatted about when they were younger.
One month ago they pooled their money together
And bought a laptop.
Never having been to, but having heard all about Florida,
They just happened to click on St. Augustine, Florida.
They read all about the Fountain of Youth, claimed by
The Spaniards when they arrived there.
They collected up all they had left and sent for four
Bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed.
The rest of this story will make you a believer, because
Here they are today:
No. This is TRUE! Really!
Would we lie to you?
We have a limited supply of this water available at an
incredibly low price of just $199.95 a bottle.
Seriously.
HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!
Make checks payable to:
Democrat National Committee.
You can trust us!
You know we would NEVER lie to you
Especially about your healthcare.
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Disclaimer: Looking at the women in the first photo, my guess is that the women are not Italian but Greek. Looking at the second photo, I don't give a damn where they're from.
