The Difference Between Sayonara and Cyanide


devastated landscape of the Chinese port city of TianjinWasteland: A view of the devastated landscape of the Chinese port city of Tianjin, where huge, fiery blasts at a warehouse for hazardous materials killed at least 50 people, raising questions about what potentially lethal chemicals may have been released into the air
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Finding the Perfect Mattress


mattressesThe purpose of this article is to offer advice on how to find that perfect mattress for you, not to pimp a particular product.
Overnight testing is key. Never buy a mattress after merely lying on one in a store for only a few minutes.
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How to be a Good Employee


happy employeesWhen I was twelve years old (1957) I shined shoes on Saturdays to get money for comic books and movies. One of the ways I would get bigger tips was to offer to change worn out shoelaces. I'd say, "Hey mister, your laces are worn out, I'll change 'em for you, no charge."
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I could have been Leonardo DiCaprio


me at 19Here I am at 19 (1964) - had I any acting talent and a great amount of luck I might have been a hollywood heart throb. My son went on myheritage.com and got this widget to amuse me.
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Al Gore and the Running of the Bulls


dyslexiaOh Brother! Gore shoveling same bull in Tampa. (By the way, you have to visit Adeline and Hazel to see a very funny photo of a bull goring two assh*les, literally)
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Au de Stink


korean prostituteWhen my younger son’s girlfriend came to live under my roof, I had to instruct her on the proper way to apply perfume: "Go into the bathroom so not to stink up the rest of the house..."
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Summer Poem - June 1950


Green CaterpillarIt was one of those bright sunny days that feel so good when you seek shelter under the canopy of a large, well-endowed tree [I'm such a keyword whore]. At first I thought the tree was bleeding leaves. I saw these green, hairy, finger-like insects carpeting the entire bark of one tree.
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