
The ping test in modern times serves well if you have a genuine coin to clink against the test coin

The only parts of the globe missing from ISIS' map of world conquest on their 5-dinar gold coin are the polar ice caps. Tents do not rest well on ice floes.

When Obama finishes with us, we will all be living like millionaires.

In the 1980s I came upon the idea of bringing my customers to a massage parlor to while away an hour or two while their gold was being tested.

A friend recently asked me why gold dropped in price from $1693 per ounce at the beginning of this year to the present price of a little less than $1283.

I like to open up businesses near other, similar businesses; however I won't open up near this guy.

Although I have cautioned my readers against treating gold as an investment, at least gold and silver will never be worthless as are many so-called collectibles.

Recall the expression, "In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king." Well, in times of chaos and uncertainty, he who owns gold is king.

If blacks are poorly served in restaurants it is because as a group they are terrible tippers.

Back in June of 2008 I announced that I was going to vote for Obama because he's such an incompetent, socialist moron that gold would easily reach $2,000 an ounce under his misrule.