
What pleasure, what a pedagogic way for your daughter to strive in the path of Allah, than to see Barbie's limbs flying apart with great gusto.

Here's the problem Ahmed: you know that celebrating Christmas for Muslims is haram and only permitted if the intention is to deceive the enemy Crusader-Zionist hosts. And what better way for you to show that you are an assimilated, moderate Muslim family than to give Christmas gifts to your children?

Here we are a week from Christmas and for all you Ahmeds out there looking for the perfect Christmas gift for the jihadi-youngster of yours, I present the following perfect toy:

As a public service to my many Muslim readers I have scoured the Internet and during the next few weeks will present toys that are especially made for the young Islamic faithful.