
After obesity was defined as not being able to fit into your pants, the Department of Obesity began issuing over-sized pants to every citizen in the country.

According to a Brookings Institute study this person isn't really living in poverty.

The are hundreds of things responsible for the riots in Baltimore. Here are 13.

Quite revealing is the steep decline in the poverty rate in the years before the initiation of a single one of President Johnson's poverty programs. That is to say, JFK's tax cuts were helping the poor just fine without any need for government handouts.

The poorest cities in America are run by Liberals. Coincidence or inevitable consequence?

The poorest man in Afghanistan has 3 goats and the richest has 5 goats; but who wants to live in Afghanistan?

If our country weren't so stupid, instead of a War on Drugs we would have a War on Milk with the same penalties for possession and distribution as we have on drugs.

Poor people put the greatest burden on our country and pay nothing. They fill our schools with their numerous children, fill our hospitals with their crack-whores and drive-by shootings, remove food from grocery shelves using my tax monies, and live the American dream while crying that I'm not paying my fair share of taxes.

If every poor person voluntarily got sterilized, poverty would be virtually eliminated in less than a generation.

I know with absolute certainty that any program that "helps" the poor by taking money from someone else, actually hurts the poor. The Great Depression was a great depression instead of a short recession precisely because our government socialized our economy with measures that spent our monies on feel good projects that did absolutely nothing to improve the situation.